Slice of Pie: Pumpkin Pie

Yes, today is Pumpkin pie. I dunno. I guess I'm just not feeling 100%.
I think rough days during vacation shouldn't be allowed. Those days where you just wake up forgetful, the acne battle isn't in your favor, and your favorite jeans were just retired because they are too small? Those days? Yeah, they shouldn't be a thing during my short span of  holly jolly freedom. I'll just waste it feeling sorry for myself. I have a mullet now, I'm shy and awkward, and I can't go outside, but I'll be okay. I can make today good.

I'm sorry for complaining, readers. I guess this is just a post abolishing (I had a dream last night where I looked up what that means in a dictionary) Happy Blogger Syndrome. You know those blogs you read where everything is just so dandy and glossy and aesthetically pleasing 24/7? That's a prime example of HBS. I think it's good to be vulnerable. I apologize if it is at your entertainment's expense.
This is Bean's favorite joke right now- to cheer y'all up.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting cow wh-
MOO
I have heard this joke so so so many times over the last week. You don't even know
Anyway I hope you all have a holly  jolly break and a happy New Year!