First news- I had my first successful marching band game as a mellophone! I have bruises, sore limbs, and have lost my voice but... it was amazing. The mellophones have a tradition of toasting to Mello-Yello during the 4th quarter so I had my first can as well. I don't usually drink caffeine so I crashed pretty hard afterwards. Worth it.
Now the bigger news (and the reason I'm doing this one-handed) is that I hurt my hand. I was babysitting my friend's little brother and cousins- we were having a good time, playing video games, messing with the dog and I decide to make dinner- macaroni. I've made macaroni a million times. I begin boiling the water. All is well. I put in the noodles. All is well. I begin to add the cheese packets and milk. All is well. It's when I began to add the butter that things went wrong. It was frozen and I was trying to use a butter knife because hey, it's butter, right? It didn't work and I ended up at my friend's sink with blood all over my hands, the macaroni half made, and a huge cut on my middle finger.I got 5 stitches in the end, and Amazon have come up with a series of jokes called 'Shock Thoughts; your brain when it thinks it's dying.' After Amazon's bike accident about a year ago, and last night, we have lots of material.
Shock Thoughts; Your Brain when it thinks it's dying
1. " They're going to amputate. I just know it."(Amazon)
2. " Give me your shirt I'm going to make a nifty tourniquet."(Amazon)
3. "So that's what the other side of my skin looks like."(Amazon)
4. "I've made this sink look like I murdered someone in it. Ha ha like I cut off their head. Ha ha"(Me)
5."Ah blood. Ah. AH."(me)
6." I know what I'm doing. I'm a girl scout."(Me)
7. " I left the knife in their sink. OH GOSH I LEFT THE KNIFE IN THEIR SINK THE BLUTTER KNIFE"
Have a safe week, y'all.
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